wow, what a fine waste of my time. i didn’t even get any boobie pills or viagra spam. apparently the internet wants me to grow my hypothetical shlong 1-3 more inches though, that message is clear.
“she revealed herself to me”
revealed what? her junk was tucked between her legs? she has a closet crack-cocaine habit? what could it be?? oh.. she wants you to get a penis enlargement. didn’t see that coming! i thought you two were so happy!
“shove it in her face”
oh you tricky bugger, i’ve gotten this one before! let me warn you prince charmings, it’s not a 1-800-flowers ad.
“one set helps testes to product more sperms with improved quality and the other set of herbs makes you calm and relieve stress”
ok let me guess.. the first one is definitely not marijuana.. aaaaand the second one is deeeefinitely not speed-laced marijuana…
“Package and bottles are made to be discreet , also the billing is discrete for our customers privacy. Men are going to stand up and clap their hands at these penis enlargement capsules.”
clap their hands?! really?! thank you bestirringx206@zybernetics.com for helping me with my premature ejaculation!
“achieve massive length”
generally i like to grow upwards but ok… let’s see.. oh good i definitely want women to stare at my “large package”. thanks avel-per1955@CONTINENTALNISSAN.COM, i didn’t realize nissan was in the 1-3 inch growth business.
“Face your new mate without fear”
me amanda, you boy. we do birds and bees now. with an email that starts off with the word “dude”, it’s heartwarming to know this message is aimed right at you.
oh what a fine day.